There’s this breed of men who treat life as a testosterone competition😏. They must always be the dominant, the Alpha in any given situation. Very loud individuals, always beating their chest claiming how gangsta they are😐. I have such a friend from highschool, we recently hung out after like 6 years since completing school.

You would expect tutaongea how we’re doing in life, plans, ambitions and all that. So the first thing dude says ni “kwani humei👀”, then playfully punches me in the arm a bit too hard. On the walk to my crib, he bumps a certain mlevi kwa njia, karibu waanze vita I persuaded him to chill we just go.

So kufika kwa keja I smoked a bit, dude says he wants to go drink. We head to a nearby local spot, and that’s when things spiral😂. Homie anajisifu loudly how he has brought a wife home (kwa nyumba ya babake btw), he brags vile ako 27 but he doesn’t have to work or hustle, juu ako na inheritance na babake amemfungulia biz😅

The nigga is so obnoxious, to the point anaanza kusema hakuna mtu hio local anaeza mpiga. Walevi ni kina nani, they start booing. The nigga anaamka he jumps to some niggas anaanza vita😞. At this point I stand and leave, mimi I am done with this testosterone competition. An hour later homie calls me, amepigwa na akafukuzwa club. He previously had a broken tooth akaekwa hizi za plastic, kwa fight alipigwa ikatoka tena.

Do you guys have such friends? Mtu anapenda tu vita na kuassert dominance even in unrelated situations? The nigga is still my friend but for my own safety I can’t hangout with him outside of my crib.